Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What makes music in your hair?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a silly hill?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.