Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
The slowest runner!
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How do you organize a space party?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why was the bee sad?
Do you have the best ceiling?