What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
What makes a glow worm glow?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the computer run out of money?