What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?