What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What words make the best athletes?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What car is the perfect size for mice?