Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Because her mom said they were bulbs!
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?