Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did March say to the madness?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do rhinos charge?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?