What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?