Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you make a cow float?