Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How do snowmen get information?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did one plate say to the other?