Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What money do cats use to go shopping?