How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?