What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How does cardboard get its workout in?