Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why is furniture so generous?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?