In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is another name for a cow?
Where do superheroes blend right in?