Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What was the first animal in space?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What animal has the worst mood swings?