What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
I used to be addicted to not showering.