What is the unluckiest type of cat?
A catastrophe.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?