Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?