Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Because the facts never add up.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What insect runs away from everything?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?