Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?