Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Because he heard there are lots of solutions.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?