Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do bees buzz?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?