Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Because they're in a grave situation.
How do fireflies start a race?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?