Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which insect makes the best father?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?