Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which condiment adds the most kick?