Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?