What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What math figure is also in the band?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.