Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Because they peel!
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
I like telling Dad jokes.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why don't wolves like fast food?