Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?