What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?