What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?