What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do old bowling balls end up?