Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher's pet.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?