What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you make a cow float?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How does a barber get to work?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?