Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How does dinner smell?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?