Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?