Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?