Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the frog starve?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?