Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the broom late for school?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?