What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
You're such a pill.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?