Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where do chips wear socks?