Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do fleas travel?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?