Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How does dinner smell?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?