What did the pen say to the pencil?
So, what's your point?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?