Why is furniture so generous?
Because it donates to a lot of chair-ities!
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?