Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?