Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?