Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why are all priests fit?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?