Why are all priests fit?
Because they like to exorcise.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.