What's the politest month?
May.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What reads and lives in an apple?