What's the politest month?
May.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do baseball players love bowling?