What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A rad-ish.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
When do astronauts eat?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?